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BUY 5 MEALS & GET 1 FREE

BUY 5 MEALS & GET 1 FREE

Regular price $75.00 USD
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WE GROW IT. WE COOK IT. WE DELIVER IT HOT.

Farmed Fresh, Chef-Prepped, And Dripping With Healthy, Tasty, Finger-Licking Flavor! 

FROM GNARLY VINES FARM TO YOUR DINING TABLE

🌾 Healthy Meals, But Wild! – Eating healthy doesn’t have to be sad. Our meals are colorful, messy, and unapologetically full of life. From crisp, golden garlic fried chicken to our rich, savory Brazilian Pork Stew (feijoada), we take flavor seriously. Every protein, veggie, and grain is real, fresh, and sourced straight from our Gnarly Vines Farm or other local approved farms.

🔥 Home-Cooked Energy, Chef-Level Flavor – Trained in farm-to-fork kitchens, Chef Joel cooks like flavor’s his second language, bold, fresh, and a little rebellious. Every spice, every marinade, every slow simmer? That’s his personal signature, proving real food still exists, made by real hands, not factory.

🍽️ Cravings? Diet? We’ve Got You Covered - We’ve got something for everyone.

     🥩Meat lovers, dive into our garlic-fried chicken or slow-cooked beef pot roast.

      🥦Plant-based? Try our Mediterranean roasted veggie bowls, vegan stir-fries, or hearty quinoa salads.

   🥓Low-carb/keto fans, enjoy garlic butter shrimp or zucchini noodle stir-fry.

    🌾 Gluten-free? You’re set with Brazilian pork stew or grilled lemon herb chicken.

Whatever you’re craving, we’ve got a fresh, delicious plate waiting for you.

🍱 We Don’t Do Skimpy Meal Portions – Yeah, we eat healthy, but we also eat full. Every meal comes packed in a 15–28 oz compostable plant-fiber container, sturdy, spill-proof, and microwave-ready. Couch, office desk, or car seat? Doesn’t matter, three minutes, and you’re feasting like a king.

🚚 Delivered Fresh and Always On Time From Tiverton to Providence, Bristol to Newport, and all the way up to Fall River and Somerset, MA. If you’re in our zone, you’re in for hot, farm-fresh meals right at your doorstep.

We Deliver Clean, Farm-To-Fork Meals Straight To Your Door Across Tiverton, Providence, Bristol, Newport, Fall River, And Somerset, MA.

How It Works

Choose Your Meals – Pick your favorites from our farm-fresh lineup

We Cook Fresh, From Scratch – Chef Joel brings farm-to-fork magic to every plate, layering flavor with real ingredients, no shortcuts, no preservatives.

We Deliver to You – Straight from Tiverton, RI, to your table across Southern Maine, down to Northern New Jersey. Fresh, hot, and ready to devour.

Want More Than 6 Meals?

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Got Questions?

Whether you’re deciding which meals to try first or need the full scoop on delivery, we’ve got you. Joel’s team is just a click or call away to make sure your farm-to-fork experience is effortless and ridiculously good. Contact here - Contact Page

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Frequently Asked Questions

Find answers to common questions about our products and services.

Our meals are delivered fresh, never frozen — ready to heat and enjoy.

They remain fresh in the fridge for up to 5 days. You can also freeze them if you want to extend their shelf life. Our meals can be kept frozen for up to 4 months while maintaining their freshness and quality.

Meals come fully cooked. Just microwave for 2–3 minutes, or until heated through. (Times may vary depending on the appliance.)